New this week: skinny jeans & dinosaur kisses.

New this week: skinny jeans & dinosaur kisses.

Bless his soul

Bless his soul

I have been fighting with this girl non-stop. She looks more like someone who belongs with a pitbull in the park than my sweet daughter. Where did I go wrong?

I have been fighting with this girl non-stop. She looks more like someone who belongs with a pitbull in the park than my sweet daughter. Where did I go wrong?

Project: make Rex a friend.
Success!

Project: make Rex a friend.
Success!

A great quick trip to Tahoe. Thanks kids for sleeping till 7:45 for one day in your lives. That is what I will remember forever.

A great quick trip to Tahoe. Thanks kids for sleeping till 7:45 for one day in your lives. That is what I will remember forever.

Get off the road!!

Get off the road!!

Congrats molly! And holy amazeballs. You are a rad mom. You should know that Max is Rex’ alias when he does something bad. Kali asks “MAX, what did you do with Rex?!” He is also the baby we bring home when we loose our baby. Good times. We wish you guys tons of love and I am counting the days till we can work out a visit. Danny and I are thinking ski weekend if I can figure it out. Dane would be the best ski instructor for kali.

mollysueschwarz:

Maximilian Whitford Schwarz, to be known as “Whit”. Welcome to the world you little perfect baby.
Congrats molly! And holy amazeballs. You are a rad mom. You should know that Max is Rex’ alias when he does something bad. Kali asks “MAX, what did you do with Rex?!” He is also the baby we bring home when we loose our baby. Good times. We wish you guys tons of love and I am counting the days till we can work out a visit. Danny and I are thinking ski weekend if I can figure it out. Dane would be the best ski instructor for kali.

mollysueschwarz:

Maximilian Whitford Schwarz, to be known as “Whit”. Welcome to the world you little perfect baby.

I bought the whole cosmetics counter yesterday for a new non-zombie look and I think it is working! Thank you Bobbie Brown.

Next stop: drugs so I can FEEL less like a zombie! Jk maybe a nap though.